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Meryl014
BELI24
ChillM8
Kumatora-San
• 12/5/2015

Christmas event!

Here's our plans for the Christmas event:


Really, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Meryl014
BELI24
ChillM8
Kumatora-San
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• 12/5/2015
Cool when is it happening?
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• 12/6/2015

You guys are very rude. Did you know that fucking is an ancient Japanese culture, and that you guys are being racist? In the year 1645, there were no such things as "genitals" or any willy wonka things like that. They had wood, a mullet, and a needle. What they had to do was make the penis out of the wood, shove the needle inside of the skin, and pound it in to make it stay. Kind of like the willy wonka glue we have today. To make a virgina, you had to get another needle, and the man had to cut a hole through the skin. It was very painful, but at least it was getting people of all ages active.

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